A man stands in the middle of the park; he makes statements that everyone can hear.
“Everyone who is smarter than me is a nerd! Everyone that is dumber than me is an idiot!”
He turns around so the people to his back can hear him more clearly.
“Everyone older than me is a geezer! Everyone younger than me is a kid!”
Another turn takes place.
“Everyone less promiscuous than me is a prude! Everyone more promiscuous than me is a slut!”
Then one of his listeners comes closer to the man and responds to his exclamations.
“Hey, what do you think about people louder and more annoying than you?”
The man tries to respond.
“I think they’re-“
“TRICK QUESTION! NO SUCH THING!”
“Everyone who is smarter than me is a nerd! Everyone that is dumber than me is an idiot!”
He turns around so the people to his back can hear him more clearly.
“Everyone older than me is a geezer! Everyone younger than me is a kid!”
Another turn takes place.
“Everyone less promiscuous than me is a prude! Everyone more promiscuous than me is a slut!”
Then one of his listeners comes closer to the man and responds to his exclamations.
“Hey, what do you think about people louder and more annoying than you?”
The man tries to respond.
“I think they’re-“
“TRICK QUESTION! NO SUCH THING!”
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