Friday, June 29, 2007

No More Space

The greatest casuality of 2007 has happened.

My account with Myspace.com has come to an end (November 2005 - June 2007).

Here's an excerpt from the obituary:

"Peter's Myspace page, which had a circle of friends totaling 84 members, was found dead late Thursday evening, June 28, 2007. His myspace page led a great and courageous life. It was frequented by many visitors such as very attractive women named Colleen, Nicole, and Elise who wanted to have a good time. They placed many requests to be in the company of the myspace page.

Even in the music world, Peter's Myspace page had attracted many bands that thought they sounded like the Pixies, Sonic Youth, and even Radiohead. Such bands as the Godforsaken Bored, Rusted Souls, and the San Luis Obispo based Feathers on Sunday Mornings all asked to be friends with Peter's Myspace page.

Various accomplishments that Peter's Myspace had ranged from revealing its impact on Western history to indicating it has never seen an episode of Heroes.

Some not so known elements were the true outting of Valerie Plame, the revelation on who Deep Throat was, and the already given knowledge that Crash was going to win Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain at the 2006 Academy Awards.

Peter's Myspace page loved to laugh and adored children. People can contribute to the Peter's Myspace Memorial Endowment Fund; it will benefit innocent children who have bad luck."

Rest assured something new will come around.


"Why?! Why did Peter's Myspace page have to go and not you?! Why?!"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Noooooo!!! You mean I have one less friend????? How is that POSSIBLE???? Oh man. I don't know if I'll ever recover.